OILERS BEAT COLUMBUS 145-0

Wanye
November 19 2013 10:20PM

If you are new to the Nation this is how we have celebrated landslide victories since 2007. Give a listen on maximum volume and enjoy having this song in your brain banana for longer than you will care to admit.

There are several things to be pumped beyond measure about tonight.

THING ONE - POINT NIGHT

 No fewer than 11 players had points for the Mighty Oilers tonite including Perron who led the way with 4. That's unreal.

THING TWO - DUBNYK

 

This guy here got a shutout with Bryz sitting calmly on the bench. Talk about pressure. Good on you DD.

THING THREE - SMYTTY

 

Smyth had 3 points! THREE NATION! WHAT A HERO WHO CARES IF PERRON REFERRED TO HIM AS OLD IN THE SECOND INTERMISSION AHAHAHAHAHAH

*wipes eyes*

We all needed this. The Oilers needed this. It is a rare shaft of heavenly light in an unhealthily dark situation so far this year. So listen to ghost ride the whip. Call friends you haven't talked to in years. Suddenly the DJ Suitcase ugly sweater Christmas party on Friday is going to be a real shindig. Buy your tickets here in support of the ICCP.

We will personally buy you a bucket of Jack Daniels and we can discuss the win for ever and ever amen.

In the meantime let's shower the comment section with unreasonable optimism and enjoy every minute of it,. 

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#2 Fatbob24
November 19 2013, 10:24PM
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Oilers domination to follow!

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#3 jeanshorts
November 19 2013, 10:24PM
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*Breaks ankles jumping out of car too excitedly. Run over by own car. Worth it*

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Tomorrows headline

WOW. Doobie Stones Columbus

That was one big joint.

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#5 S4H1
November 19 2013, 10:27PM
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More Please!!!!!

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#6 Justino
November 19 2013, 10:27PM
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Everytime I think I'm out they pull me back in

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#7 Mr common sense
November 19 2013, 10:28PM
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Everyone was skating tonight, good show

D zone coverage looked nhl calibre but com did play a horrible game

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#8 hallsyoilerforever5
November 19 2013, 10:30PM
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A win to wake up to in the cold weather is always a positive feeling. Great win, boys.

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#9 albertaboy19
November 19 2013, 10:30PM
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The continuation of a 74 game winning streak.

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#10 jeanshorts
November 19 2013, 10:31PM
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AWWW WHO TRASHED MY COMMENT?? *sleeps in a tear soaked bed tonight*

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#11 Rocket
November 19 2013, 10:31PM
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The Oilers were fired up tonight!

Watch out Florida. Lock up your daughters & goalies. The Oilers just might steal one!

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#12 RyanCoke
November 19 2013, 10:32PM
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We beat someone!!!!

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Whats with the Trashes??

This place is supposed to be

full of positives.

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#14 rikpayne
November 19 2013, 10:36PM
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I love winning as much as Joey loves Footloose.

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#15 Oilers Coffey
November 19 2013, 10:37PM
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WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO

Live Love the BIIIGGGGG HUMONGOUS UNIVERSE WINS!!!!

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#16 Johe
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Every positive article needs the following:

Hey Flamers down south!! Why you heff to SUCK so bad??!!!!!! YOU ARE THE SUCKIEST BUNCH OF SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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#17 J
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Wow, another day as an oilers fan! Start watching the game thinking your get your ass handed to you. Then you get up by a few goals and think , ok now something's gonna go wrong and it's gonna look even worse then if we just lost outright. Then you get up 7 zip and you think surely DD will let in a softie just for old times sake. Finally you here the announcer telling you the oilers won a game, and you wildly search through your dictionary to find out what winning is to be sure he is right. Cheers ppl, playoffs here we come!! Lol

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#18 J
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Wow, another day as an oilers fan! Start watching the game thinking your get your ass handed to you. Then you get up by a few goals and think , ok now something's gonna go wrong and it's gonna look even worse then if we just lost outright. Then you get up 7 zip and you think surely DD will let in a softie just for old times sake. Finally you here the announcer telling you the oilers won a game, and you wildly search through your dictionary to find out what winning is to be sure he is right. Cheers ppl, playoffs here we come!! Lol

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#19 Andy
November 19 2013, 10:40PM
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E-TOWN. BEAT. DOWN!

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#20 Spoils
November 19 2013, 10:43PM
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Thing four- Yak City!

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#21 albertaboy19
November 19 2013, 10:44PM
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Why you heff to be so trashy with the comments?

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#22 Racki
November 19 2013, 10:47PM
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Clearly after tonight's game, the Oilers are going to close out the season with 79 straight wins!!!!! Give or take..

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#23 jybute
November 19 2013, 10:49PM
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I'm betting that 6-Rings forces MacT to buy out Bryz-Lightyear... Or trade him to Van for a draft pick.

And then Mr Kattz pulls some political strings and has the city lay out the cup parade route.

And then we lose another 6 straight and they trade one of the young guns for Bryz.

Bah!

I'll take the win I guess.

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#24 Lowe Expectations
November 19 2013, 10:49PM
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Oilers win 2 straight games. I thought this only happened in Bizarro world.

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#25 Stack Pad Save
November 19 2013, 10:51PM
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2 game winning streak. Love it. All lines going tonight, D played great and goalie was solid when called upon. Perfect game, made the Blue Jackets look some kind of Jr team. Who is more crazy? Who is more weird? Bryzgalov pre-game speeches spurring Dubbie to victory?

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#26 Bryzarro World
November 19 2013, 10:53PM
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Oilers win 2 straight games. I thought this only happened in Bizarro world.

You mean Bryzarro world!

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#27 Bryzarro World
November 19 2013, 10:55PM
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I find it Bryzarre that they start winning as soon as Mr. Universe shows up. Looks like Yak has another mentor to ride shotgun with.

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#28 He Who Knows
November 19 2013, 10:58PM
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Great win tonight but I do remember these are rare wins and far too Inbetween. Mac T needs a winning streak with players values going and needs to pull the trigger and the "bold" move. We need to restructure this team on the go and not wait until the off-season. The oilers have elements that are needed for a great club but they need a few key pieces. The Oilers might be out of the race but they need to send the rest of the league and the fanbase that they have something special here or not. They need to do that and that is their only choice because the fanbase are about to lose their S**ts. They cannot justify another full on rebuild or even the word "rebuild" for another 100 years.

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#29 Hauk15
November 19 2013, 10:58PM
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I got stoned out of an apple before the game, good luck? I think so.

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#30 Bucknuck
November 19 2013, 11:06PM
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OK. That felt great. Watching the Oilers beat up on the Blue Jackets brought me some hope.

Now if they can keep winning, maybe they can shut up the boo birds. Keep it going Oilers.

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#31 Eulers
November 19 2013, 11:20PM
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PLAN THE PARADE!!!

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#32 Cranky young guy
November 19 2013, 11:21PM
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Awesome win! The only problem is that I Heff to Ghost Shovel before I ghost Ride!

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#33 speedonthis
November 19 2013, 11:24PM
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Justino wrote:

Everytime I think I'm out they pull me back in

Yeah, Gofather III, right?

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#34 pkam
November 19 2013, 11:28PM
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If beating the BJ 7-0 is not good enough, the Panthers beat the Canucks in SO.

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#35 Dangilitis
November 19 2013, 11:29PM
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This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

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#36 lostdog82
November 19 2013, 11:31PM
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if it feels this good as a fan to win two in a row I cant imagine how the team feels.Finally some healthy bodies, 60 mins of effort and mountains of goals.LETS GO STREAKING !!!!!

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#37 DSF
November 19 2013, 11:37PM
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Dangilitis wrote:

This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

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#38 geoilersgist
November 19 2013, 11:38PM
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Gggggggggggggg ghost ride

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#39 Johe
November 19 2013, 11:42PM
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Dangilitis wrote:

This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

Why you heff to wake the troll? Only thing I scared of. Troll in forest.

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#40 MKE
November 19 2013, 11:47PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

How about we fire you? :)

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#41 Dangilitis
November 19 2013, 11:51PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

Hey DSF. Who is your team?

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#42 MKE
November 19 2013, 11:52PM
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Glad to see the Oilers win big tonight.

Also...of note...even well run organizations struggle at times.

See the Red Wings....

Lets be supportive. Things need to get better and I believe MacT sees that. Let's give the man a chance

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#43 Dangilitis
November 19 2013, 11:55PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

And why are you on here all the time?

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#44 hallsyoilerforever5
November 20 2013, 12:04AM
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@DSF

Yeah? Well your canucks just lost 5 in a row. No big.

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#45 Moog's helmet
November 20 2013, 12:21AM
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Columbus got lit up Full Metal Bluejacket style.

Good news: Yakupov looked like a first overall pick tonight. Bad news: After the game Larionov tweeted that he expects Nail to get 36 minutes a game for the rest of the season.

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#46 Oilcruzer
November 20 2013, 12:36AM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

Anaheim, St Loo, and San Jose are all better than the Black Hawks. All four are miles better than any offering from the east though.

Have to admit, Phil surprises me. A good case why you DON'T give up on high draft choices. Even the twins were average til mid twenties.

Lowe gets too much hype about the challenges. Agreed though that the failure axe needs swing his way next.

Nice win Oil.

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#47 DrDave
November 20 2013, 12:53AM
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I just woke up from my bender on Saturday night... what just happened???

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#48 **
November 20 2013, 01:05AM
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Oilers win by a landslide and Mexico qualifies for the World cup. What an amazing day!.

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#49 **
November 20 2013, 01:07AM
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They should have brought Breezy to man that bench way sooner

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#50 **
November 20 2013, 01:09AM
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*puts tinfoil hat on*. Funny how we start talking about boycotting the games and not give Katz money anymore and all of a sudden they win by a landslide, at home, and DD gets a shutout.

Note that the team The Oilers just shellacked was put together by current Oilers VP of Hockey operation, Mr. Howsend.

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