OILERS BEAT COLUMBUS 145-0

Wanye
November 19 2013 10:20PM

If you are new to the Nation this is how we have celebrated landslide victories since 2007. Give a listen on maximum volume and enjoy having this song in your brain banana for longer than you will care to admit.

There are several things to be pumped beyond measure about tonight.

THING ONE - POINT NIGHT

 No fewer than 11 players had points for the Mighty Oilers tonite including Perron who led the way with 4. That's unreal.

THING TWO - DUBNYK

 

This guy here got a shutout with Bryz sitting calmly on the bench. Talk about pressure. Good on you DD.

THING THREE - SMYTTY

 

Smyth had 3 points! THREE NATION! WHAT A HERO WHO CARES IF PERRON REFERRED TO HIM AS OLD IN THE SECOND INTERMISSION AHAHAHAHAHAH

*wipes eyes*

We all needed this. The Oilers needed this. It is a rare shaft of heavenly light in an unhealthily dark situation so far this year. So listen to ghost ride the whip. Call friends you haven't talked to in years. Suddenly the DJ Suitcase ugly sweater Christmas party on Friday is going to be a real shindig. Buy your tickets here in support of the ICCP.

We will personally buy you a bucket of Jack Daniels and we can discuss the win for ever and ever amen.

In the meantime let's shower the comment section with unreasonable optimism and enjoy every minute of it,. 

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#2 Justino
November 19 2013, 10:27PM
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Everytime I think I'm out they pull me back in

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#3 jeanshorts
November 19 2013, 10:24PM
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*Breaks ankles jumping out of car too excitedly. Run over by own car. Worth it*

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#4 Johe
November 19 2013, 11:42PM
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Dangilitis wrote:

This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

Why you heff to wake the troll? Only thing I scared of. Troll in forest.

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#5 DrunkGuyTy
November 20 2013, 08:03AM
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@Serious Gord

Maybe quit trying to be such a d!ck and pay attention to what you are reading. That's not what is being said at all.

You are more embarassing by polluting these forums with your ENDLESS negativity.

Nobody here is stating we are going to win the Cup but in a season that has sucked as bad as it has, let's try and enjoy one of the few moments of positivity while it's here.

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#6 Oilers G- Nations Poet Laureate
November 19 2013, 10:24PM
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Tomorrows headline

WOW. Doobie Stones Columbus

That was one big joint.

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#7 Spoils
November 19 2013, 10:43PM
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Thing four- Yak City!

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#8 book¡e
November 20 2013, 05:23AM
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Dangilitis wrote:

Hey DSF. Who is your team?

It's whoever is winning.

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#9 MKE
November 19 2013, 11:47PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

How about we fire you? :)

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#10 Dangilitis
November 19 2013, 11:29PM
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This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

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#11 Hemmertime
November 20 2013, 11:58AM
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@camdog

The hate on Rishaug is because he is grilling the newest Oiler who had nothing to do with our terrible season and lobs softies to MacT and Lowe and anyone responsible for this crap.

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#12 Bryzarro World
November 19 2013, 10:53PM
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Lowe Expectations wrote:

Oilers win 2 straight games. I thought this only happened in Bizarro world.

You mean Bryzarro world!

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#13 Oilers G- Nations Poet Laureate
November 19 2013, 10:32PM
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Whats with the Trashes??

This place is supposed to be

full of positives.

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#14 hallsyoilerforever5
November 20 2013, 12:04AM
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@DSF

Yeah? Well your canucks just lost 5 in a row. No big.

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#15 Fatbob24
November 19 2013, 10:24PM
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Oilers domination to follow!

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#16 albertaboy19
November 19 2013, 10:30PM
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The continuation of a 74 game winning streak.

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#17 rikpayne
November 19 2013, 10:36PM
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I love winning as much as Joey loves Footloose.

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#18 God
November 20 2013, 09:24AM
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I've been up there with the worst of you Debbie Downers of late, like DSF and Serious Gord. Honestly though, do we need to crap on them after a 7-0 victory?

I know the playoffs are already out of reach.

I know the team has serious holes that need to be addressed.

But can't we just savor a long overdue domination of another team?

It's not Kool-Aid, just choosing happiness.

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#19 J
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Wow, another day as an oilers fan! Start watching the game thinking your get your ass handed to you. Then you get up by a few goals and think , ok now something's gonna go wrong and it's gonna look even worse then if we just lost outright. Then you get up 7 zip and you think surely DD will let in a softie just for old times sake. Finally you here the announcer telling you the oilers won a game, and you wildly search through your dictionary to find out what winning is to be sure he is right. Cheers ppl, playoffs here we come!! Lol

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#20 Johe
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Every positive article needs the following:

Hey Flamers down south!! Why you heff to SUCK so bad??!!!!!! YOU ARE THE SUCKIEST BUNCH OF SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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#21 Bryzarro World
November 19 2013, 10:55PM
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I find it Bryzarre that they start winning as soon as Mr. Universe shows up. Looks like Yak has another mentor to ride shotgun with.

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#22 S4H1
November 19 2013, 10:27PM
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More Please!!!!!

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#23 RyanCoke
November 19 2013, 10:32PM
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We beat someone!!!!

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#24 Hauk15
November 19 2013, 10:58PM
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I got stoned out of an apple before the game, good luck? I think so.

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#25 Spydyr
November 20 2013, 06:50AM
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The team scores 7 goals Gagner ends at plus/minus 0.

That is not a second line center.

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#26 Dangilitis
November 19 2013, 11:55PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

And why are you on here all the time?

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#27 Taylor Gang
November 20 2013, 09:15AM
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It's like people forgot what it means to be a fan. I was fortunate enough to go to Gagner's 8 point night, Yak's legendary celebration night, and the Bluejacket Beating last night, and I can tell you what... I was going crazy last night! Hopefully this is the start of something great :)

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#28 Rob...
November 20 2013, 12:41PM
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Serious Gord wrote:

Thanks for the support.

Many on this site equate a measured response with perpetual negativity. Manic Depressives are such a PIA...

Ever revel in the warmth of a ray of sunlight breaking through the clouds during a crappy weather week? It doesn't matter that it's going to be swallowed up within minutes, or seconds, by that tumultuous mass that momentarily let its guard down. It doesn't matter that you might not see the sun again for several more days. What matters is how damn good that sun feels right at that very moment. What matters is the memories it evokes of bygone days of clear skies and pleasant times. What matters is how that ray of sunshine gives you hope that there are more like it to come. Maybe not soon, but eventually... those clouds can't last forever now, can they?

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#29 Cranky young guy
November 19 2013, 11:21PM
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Awesome win! The only problem is that I Heff to Ghost Shovel before I ghost Ride!

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#30 Rocket
November 19 2013, 10:31PM
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The Oilers were fired up tonight!

Watch out Florida. Lock up your daughters & goalies. The Oilers just might steal one!

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#31 Mr common sense
November 19 2013, 10:28PM
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Everyone was skating tonight, good show

D zone coverage looked nhl calibre but com did play a horrible game

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#32 Racki
November 19 2013, 10:47PM
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Clearly after tonight's game, the Oilers are going to close out the season with 79 straight wins!!!!! Give or take..

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#33 Bucknuck
November 19 2013, 11:06PM
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OK. That felt great. Watching the Oilers beat up on the Blue Jackets brought me some hope.

Now if they can keep winning, maybe they can shut up the boo birds. Keep it going Oilers.

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#34 pkam
November 19 2013, 11:28PM
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If beating the BJ 7-0 is not good enough, the Panthers beat the Canucks in SO.

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#35 hallsyoilerforever5
November 19 2013, 10:30PM
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A win to wake up to in the cold weather is always a positive feeling. Great win, boys.

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#36 MesdyEH!
November 20 2013, 06:43AM
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madjam wrote:

How can Perron and Smyth be only plus 2 , when they had multiple point nights ?

PP and SH goals don't effect plus/minus.

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#37 Neal
November 20 2013, 08:19AM
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I must be a bad person...

When it was 4-0, I was yelling "c'mon boys, let's go, let's at least get a point!!"

Who knew?...

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#38 Lowe Expectations
November 19 2013, 10:49PM
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Oilers win 2 straight games. I thought this only happened in Bizarro world.

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#39 Dangilitis
November 19 2013, 11:51PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

Hey DSF. Who is your team?

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#40 Andy
November 19 2013, 10:40PM
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E-TOWN. BEAT. DOWN!

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#41 albertaboy19
November 19 2013, 10:44PM
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Why you heff to be so trashy with the comments?

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#42 Loweblows
November 20 2013, 08:10AM
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When is Arco back in? Seen enough of Acton to determine he is at best a AHLer. Is it a bad thing to actually have talent on the 4th line? One big win still hasn't sold me of this 4th line. Stop the nepotism.

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#43 Hockey Problems
November 20 2013, 11:17AM
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I must have missed it. Where was Rishaug last night. I watched the Toronto Sports Network waiting for him to sing the Oilers' glorious praises, but, he was a no-show ... Where ya hidin at Shauger? Still hiding under the covers in ur makeup bubble ?I was really looking forward to the Gossip, girl.

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#44 Romulus' Apotheosis
November 20 2013, 08:49AM
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book¡e wrote:

It's whoever is winning.

Not true!

Sometimes it's whoever has just made a trade, or drafted a player, or hired a coach or GM or anything really.

Basically anything done by any team not-Oiler is a good move.

DSF practices a kind of idiosyncatic "everybody's a winner (except Oilers)" approach to life.

If you posted his exact posts on a forum for any other NHL team, fans would think he was some kind of smothering mommy blogger cooing away bruises, but with a child's strange and reactionary hatred for the Oilers.

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November 20 2013, 08:32AM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

confessions of a drug user. appropriate?

So never had a drink of alcohol or a cup of coffee in your life. Good for you. Must be pretty lame though.

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#46 pkam
November 20 2013, 09:14AM
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Serious Gord wrote:

Try reading some of the quotes and the lead column. And see if you can differentiate that tone from that of leaf nation.

My point stands.

You are too uptight man, just relax for a night and have some fun. After all, it is just a game.

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#47 DSF
November 19 2013, 11:37PM
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Dangilitis wrote:

This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

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#48 jeanshorts
November 19 2013, 10:31PM
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AWWW WHO TRASHED MY COMMENT?? *sleeps in a tear soaked bed tonight*

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#49 Moog's helmet
November 20 2013, 12:21AM
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Columbus got lit up Full Metal Bluejacket style.

Good news: Yakupov looked like a first overall pick tonight. Bad news: After the game Larionov tweeted that he expects Nail to get 36 minutes a game for the rest of the season.

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#50 Zarny
November 20 2013, 09:33AM
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Big win. Offensive outburst can often get a team rolling.

The Oilers were always going to start slow this year but I think the biggest factor in the Oiler's face plant over the first 20 games was pressure.

Everyone, including Dubnyk, knows this year is his shot to prove what he's got and he cracked under the pressure.

Eberle, Hall and Nuge got big contracts and there was chatter about Hall and Eberle at the Olympics. Most players struggle after signing their first big contract. They start thinking they have to do more. And when it doesn't come the pressure mounts.

Especially with 19-21 y/o. They are literally kids with a bunch of mouth-breathing rednecks screaming at them or insulting them on twitter.

The irony being most of the people flaming the kids completely crack and curl up in the fetal position when the pressure is on in their own lives.

Last night's game doesn't change much in the standings. Playoffs are still lost this year. The roster changes MacT needs to make still need to be made. But hopefully the monkey is off their back and they have some confidence back.

10 games at a time. Always above 0.500 and build some momentum going forward.

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