OILERS BEAT COLUMBUS 145-0

Wanye
November 19 2013 10:20PM

If you are new to the Nation this is how we have celebrated landslide victories since 2007. Give a listen on maximum volume and enjoy having this song in your brain banana for longer than you will care to admit.

There are several things to be pumped beyond measure about tonight.

THING ONE - POINT NIGHT

 No fewer than 11 players had points for the Mighty Oilers tonite including Perron who led the way with 4. That's unreal.

THING TWO - DUBNYK

 

This guy here got a shutout with Bryz sitting calmly on the bench. Talk about pressure. Good on you DD.

THING THREE - SMYTTY

 

Smyth had 3 points! THREE NATION! WHAT A HERO WHO CARES IF PERRON REFERRED TO HIM AS OLD IN THE SECOND INTERMISSION AHAHAHAHAHAH

*wipes eyes*

We all needed this. The Oilers needed this. It is a rare shaft of heavenly light in an unhealthily dark situation so far this year. So listen to ghost ride the whip. Call friends you haven't talked to in years. Suddenly the DJ Suitcase ugly sweater Christmas party on Friday is going to be a real shindig. Buy your tickets here in support of the ICCP.

We will personally buy you a bucket of Jack Daniels and we can discuss the win for ever and ever amen.

In the meantime let's shower the comment section with unreasonable optimism and enjoy every minute of it,. 

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#1 DSF
November 19 2013, 11:37PM
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Dangilitis wrote:

This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

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#2 jeanshorts
November 19 2013, 10:31PM
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AWWW WHO TRASHED MY COMMENT?? *sleeps in a tear soaked bed tonight*

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#3 Oilers G- Nations Poet Laureate
November 19 2013, 10:32PM
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Whats with the Trashes??

This place is supposed to be

full of positives.

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#4 Serious Gord
November 20 2013, 08:16AM
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DrunkGuyTy wrote:

Maybe quit trying to be such a d!ck and pay attention to what you are reading. That's not what is being said at all.

You are more embarassing by polluting these forums with your ENDLESS negativity.

Nobody here is stating we are going to win the Cup but in a season that has sucked as bad as it has, let's try and enjoy one of the few moments of positivity while it's here.

Try reading some of the quotes and the lead column. And see if you can differentiate that tone from that of leaf nation.

My point stands.

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#5 Serious Gord
November 20 2013, 07:23AM
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MKE wrote:

Glad to see the Oilers win big tonight.

Also...of note...even well run organizations struggle at times.

See the Red Wings....

Lets be supportive. Things need to get better and I believe MacT sees that. Let's give the man a chance

You really think the oil management is a good organization - comparable to the red wings? Really?

It was nice to see the oil drub the CBJ yet again (in the last seven they have avg 5gpg). It's about time people who paid cold hard cash for tickets get their money's worth for a change.

But many oil fans embarrass themselves with their glee at the oil getting their third win in regulation in 23 game played. Do you think Yankee fans would be as pleased? Or red wings fans? Where's your self-respect?

Meanwhile MacT and Klowe help Katz count and fold his money...

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#6 Johe
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Every positive article needs the following:

Hey Flamers down south!! Why you heff to SUCK so bad??!!!!!! YOU ARE THE SUCKIEST BUNCH OF SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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#7 jybute
November 19 2013, 10:49PM
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I'm betting that 6-Rings forces MacT to buy out Bryz-Lightyear... Or trade him to Van for a draft pick.

And then Mr Kattz pulls some political strings and has the city lay out the cup parade route.

And then we lose another 6 straight and they trade one of the young guns for Bryz.

Bah!

I'll take the win I guess.

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#8 Spydyr
November 20 2013, 06:50AM
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The team scores 7 goals Gagner ends at plus/minus 0.

That is not a second line center.

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#9 Greg
November 20 2013, 12:32PM
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@ Serious Gord

Just goes to show how brainwashed some people are. "They took some steps tonight", "let's give Duby a chance", "the process takes time". This is all crap I can't stand to see on here.

Seriously, would you eat at a restaurant where the food was terrible and sent you home with the sh*its? And then justify going back by insisting they're "getting better". Bon appetit blind oiler fans

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#10 madjam
November 20 2013, 06:33AM
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How can Perron and Smyth be only plus 2 , when they had multiple point nights ?

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#11 Loweblows
November 20 2013, 08:25AM
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Off topic but I hate shoot outs.Shoot outs are for kids games. They should stick with the current 5 min but after 5 they should pull the goalies. That would be more exciting than the lame shoot out!

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#12 albertaboy19
November 19 2013, 10:44PM
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Why you heff to be so trashy with the comments?

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#13 Jeff In Lethbridge
November 20 2013, 08:27AM
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Hauk15 wrote:

I got stoned out of an apple before the game, good luck? I think so.

confessions of a drug user. appropriate?

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#14 Serious Gord
November 20 2013, 12:12PM
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Greg wrote:

What the hell??? Why so many trashes for this comment? The oil win two game in a row and all the Klowe lovers come out. For god sakes people. That's all it take is two wins in a row, and everybody's jerking each other off again.

Thanks for the support.

Many on this site equate a measured response with perpetual negativity. Manic Depressives are such a PIA...

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#15 Greg
November 20 2013, 11:12AM
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Serious Gord wrote:

You really think the oil management is a good organization - comparable to the red wings? Really?

It was nice to see the oil drub the CBJ yet again (in the last seven they have avg 5gpg). It's about time people who paid cold hard cash for tickets get their money's worth for a change.

But many oil fans embarrass themselves with their glee at the oil getting their third win in regulation in 23 game played. Do you think Yankee fans would be as pleased? Or red wings fans? Where's your self-respect?

Meanwhile MacT and Klowe help Katz count and fold his money...

What the hell??? Why so many trashes for this comment? The oil win two game in a row and all the Klowe lovers come out. For god sakes people. That's all it take is two wins in a row, and everybody's jerking each other off again.

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#16 DSF
November 20 2013, 10:10AM
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book¡e wrote:

It's whoever is winning.

There are currently 19 NHL teams above .500.

So, yeah, that's about right.

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#17 jeanshorts
November 19 2013, 10:24PM
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*Breaks ankles jumping out of car too excitedly. Run over by own car. Worth it*

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#18 speedonthis
November 19 2013, 11:24PM
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Justino wrote:

Everytime I think I'm out they pull me back in

Yeah, Gofather III, right?

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#19 Cynic
November 20 2013, 12:29PM
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Have the Boobs on the Bus beaten a team with a winning record yet?

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#20 camdog
November 20 2013, 11:51AM
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@Hockey Problems

I don't understand all of the hate for Rishaug? Sure I didn't like some of the questions he asked Bryzgalof, but I'm glad someone in the Edmonton sports media is being a little critical of our sports teams. For the last 10 seasons the Eskimos and Oilers have gotten off way too easy.

The players need to be accountable for there actions. It doesn't help the organization when all of the beat reporters are pumping their tires like Bob Stauffer.

As to Yakopov I think the entire saga was good for the kid. He's living in a new country and he's got a lot to learn about pro sports. Yak city created his whole drama and has come out of it a better man.

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#21 He Who Knows
November 19 2013, 10:58PM
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Great win tonight but I do remember these are rare wins and far too Inbetween. Mac T needs a winning streak with players values going and needs to pull the trigger and the "bold" move. We need to restructure this team on the go and not wait until the off-season. The oilers have elements that are needed for a great club but they need a few key pieces. The Oilers might be out of the race but they need to send the rest of the league and the fanbase that they have something special here or not. They need to do that and that is their only choice because the fanbase are about to lose their S**ts. They cannot justify another full on rebuild or even the word "rebuild" for another 100 years.

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#22 rikpayne
November 19 2013, 10:36PM
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I love winning as much as Joey loves Footloose.

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#23 Spydyr
November 20 2013, 06:45AM
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They win the next game too. The one after that .Not so much.

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#24 J
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Wow, another day as an oilers fan! Start watching the game thinking your get your ass handed to you. Then you get up by a few goals and think , ok now something's gonna go wrong and it's gonna look even worse then if we just lost outright. Then you get up 7 zip and you think surely DD will let in a softie just for old times sake. Finally you here the announcer telling you the oilers won a game, and you wildly search through your dictionary to find out what winning is to be sure he is right. Cheers ppl, playoffs here we come!! Lol

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#25 Racki
November 19 2013, 10:47PM
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Clearly after tonight's game, the Oilers are going to close out the season with 79 straight wins!!!!! Give or take..

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#26 MKE
November 19 2013, 11:47PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

How about we fire you? :)

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#27 Spydyr
November 20 2013, 06:46AM
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** wrote:

They should have brought Breezy to man that bench way sooner

They should have picked up a possible starting goalie to push Dubnyk last summer. Some of us mentioned multiple times and I mean multiple.

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#28 Spydyr
November 20 2013, 08:32AM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

confessions of a drug user. appropriate?

So never had a drink of alcohol or a cup of coffee in your life. Good for you. Must be pretty lame though.

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#29 J
November 19 2013, 10:39PM
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Wow, another day as an oilers fan! Start watching the game thinking your get your ass handed to you. Then you get up by a few goals and think , ok now something's gonna go wrong and it's gonna look even worse then if we just lost outright. Then you get up 7 zip and you think surely DD will let in a softie just for old times sake. Finally you here the announcer telling you the oilers won a game, and you wildly search through your dictionary to find out what winning is to be sure he is right. Cheers ppl, playoffs here we come!! Lol

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#30 Spoils
November 19 2013, 10:43PM
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Thing four- Yak City!

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#31 Spydyr
November 20 2013, 01:24PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

you're suggesting that someone who doesn't use drugs ad post about it on a sight that says, "post as though your mother were looking over your shoulder" is lame?

:-)

So you don't drink coffee , tea , pop, or have an occasional alcoholic beverage?

Yes, you must be lame.

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#32 Mr common sense
November 19 2013, 10:28PM
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Everyone was skating tonight, good show

D zone coverage looked nhl calibre but com did play a horrible game

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#33 Rocket
November 19 2013, 10:31PM
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The Oilers were fired up tonight!

Watch out Florida. Lock up your daughters & goalies. The Oilers just might steal one!

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#34 Oilers Coffey
November 19 2013, 10:37PM
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WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO

Live Love the BIIIGGGGG HUMONGOUS UNIVERSE WINS!!!!

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#35 Andy
November 19 2013, 10:40PM
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E-TOWN. BEAT. DOWN!

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#36 Hauk15
November 19 2013, 10:58PM
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I got stoned out of an apple before the game, good luck? I think so.

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#37 Eulers
November 19 2013, 11:20PM
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PLAN THE PARADE!!!

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#38 **
November 20 2013, 01:09AM
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*puts tinfoil hat on*. Funny how we start talking about boycotting the games and not give Katz money anymore and all of a sudden they win by a landslide, at home, and DD gets a shutout.

Note that the team The Oilers just shellacked was put together by current Oilers VP of Hockey operation, Mr. Howsend.

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#39 Jeff In Lethbridge
November 20 2013, 01:20PM
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Spydyr wrote:

So never had a drink of alcohol or a cup of coffee in your life. Good for you. Must be pretty lame though.

you're suggesting that someone who doesn't use drugs ad post about it on a sight that says, "post as though your mother were looking over your shoulder" is lame?

:-)

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#41 Stealthwise
November 20 2013, 07:07AM
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@Oilcruzer

Really, San jose, who just got drubbed by Chicago, is better? Same with that walking bunch of pubes in STL? And Anaheim is propped up by high shooting percentages

Hawks had one bad game last night but are still reigning cup champs and are the top team in the standings and somehow aren't the best?

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#42 Fatbob24
November 19 2013, 10:24PM
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Oilers domination to follow!

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#43 Justino
November 19 2013, 10:27PM
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Everytime I think I'm out they pull me back in

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#44 Bucknuck
November 19 2013, 11:06PM
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OK. That felt great. Watching the Oilers beat up on the Blue Jackets brought me some hope.

Now if they can keep winning, maybe they can shut up the boo birds. Keep it going Oilers.

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#45 geoilersgist
November 19 2013, 11:38PM
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Gggggggggggggg ghost ride

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#46 Johe
November 19 2013, 11:42PM
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Dangilitis wrote:

This is my favorite night. Oilers win 7-0. Minnesota loses 6-2. Vancouver outplayed by Florida. I believe that's what's called a DSF hat trick. And surprisingly, he is nowhere to be found.

Why you heff to wake the troll? Only thing I scared of. Troll in forest.

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#47 MKE
November 19 2013, 11:52PM
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Glad to see the Oilers win big tonight.

Also...of note...even well run organizations struggle at times.

See the Red Wings....

Lets be supportive. Things need to get better and I believe MacT sees that. Let's give the man a chance

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#48 Dangilitis
November 19 2013, 11:55PM
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DSF wrote:

Right here.

Colorado beats the best team in hockey 5-1..my boy Phil scores a pair and Oilers are still in 29th.

I'm good.

Fire Lowe!

And why are you on here all the time?

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#49 **
November 20 2013, 01:05AM
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Oilers win by a landslide and Mexico qualifies for the World cup. What an amazing day!.

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#50 Loyal Oil
November 20 2013, 09:52AM
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Wow, we should have brought Larionov to town sooner. He seems to have scared some sense into McT/Eakins. It's weird what happens when you need some O and you start using your offensive weapons in an appropriate role rather than trying to turn then into Acton Jr. Go Yak, Go Oil!

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