February 06 2013 11:33AM
"Do any of you guys know what this is?"
Photo by Leafsfan67 via Wikimedia Commons
If Toronto's special teamers were racehorses, we would would call him Elmer. If they were Tibetan, they'd be vulture food. If they were seafarers, they would live in Davy Jones locker. The Maple Leafs have been a pretty bad team for a very long time, but their special teams have been even worse. In 2009-10, the Leafs hit an NHL post-lockout low with an STE of 88.6, but that's par for the course for these Leafs.
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The last time the Maple Leafs' special teams were better than 25th in the league was 2005-06 when Pat Quinn was in charge. Since then the Leafs have gone through three head coaches - each one worse than the one before. It's got to get better, right?
Nope. This season, the Leafs are off to a very Leaf-like start - tied for 26th - and their STE sits at 88.7, a tenth of a percent above their recent record low. Someone get this team a greaseboard and this guy.