INTRODUCING THE FANTASY MINUTE

Wanye
March 21 2014 11:44AM

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Now most of my hockey fantasies include Jordan Eberle, a bottle of sherry, a roaring fire and a DVD of All Dogs Go To Heaven. So when I heard about a video called the Fantasy Minute I was understandably excited.

Today we are introducing the Fantasy Minute but be forewarned - it's about fantasy hockey not necessarily fantasies about hockey. Oh and the mega babe host. No big deal.

*cackles wildly*

THE INAUGURAL FANTASY MINUTE


Follow Ashley on twitter @ASHRUSSELL14

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Blog so hard motherf**ckers try and find me. Email me at wanyegretz@gmail.com or tweet me @wanyegretz provided it is about Jordan Eberle or babes.
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#1 SmellOfVictory
March 21 2014, 11:58AM
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Her Twitter ID is @ashley? Holy crap, talk about an early adopter.

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#4 RexHolez
March 21 2014, 12:05PM
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showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will... once a week you say? is she married?

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#5 baggedmilk
March 21 2014, 12:10PM
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I WILL NOW WIN ALL INTERNET FANTASY POOLS! SORRY, NATION!

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#7 Bertly83
March 21 2014, 12:12PM
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why post an article with just a picture of a hot chick??

or wait there is text...

didn't notice at first.

:)

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#8 Jeff Lebowski
March 21 2014, 12:14PM
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yup, babe.

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#9 Matty31
March 21 2014, 12:20PM
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Awesome! Great to see!

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#10 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 12:35PM
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all the girls in Calgary look look that...

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#11 916oiler
March 21 2014, 12:52PM
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hot babes get hotter when they know sports

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#12 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
March 21 2014, 12:59PM
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RexHolez wrote:

showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will... once a week you say? is she married?

You have more Trashes than Props cause people are too impatient to read a small paragraph.

Props.

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#13 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
March 21 2014, 01:00PM
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916oiler wrote:

hot babes get hotter when they know sports

hot babes get hotter when they're smart

Fixed. You welcome.

Edit: What?? No! I didn't write "smart"! I was basically saying the exact opposite of that...

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#14 vetinari
March 21 2014, 01:08PM
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Wanye resurfaces???? I thought that he was in witness protection or something... as for the fantasy minute, how many Oilers should I pick up for my playoff draft? The dude running it tells me that I can have them all and they'll let me enter at half the normal price-- sweet or what!!!

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#15 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 01:08PM
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Did one of the Admins here change/edit my post or do I have to worry that you know who hacked me?

Keep it nice when you're talking about ladies. -Admin

not sure how that wasn't nice... it was a compliment...

and for the record, it's very bush league to change someones post without noting that it was edited.

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#16 BurningSensation
March 21 2014, 01:08PM
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I'll interrupt this hormone festival to note that apparently Erik Staal might be available in trade.

Assuming that any offer we make for him;

- doesn't include Monahan or Gaudreau

- likely does include our 1st from this year

Should we be interested?

(I say HELL YES)

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#17 Bringbackslats
March 21 2014, 01:13PM
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While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can't take her seriously. Burrows... Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C'mon Ash... That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.

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#18 freeze
March 21 2014, 01:17PM
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THAT VIDEO IS A MINUTE AND A HALF LONG!! SHENANIGANS!

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#19 rubbertrout
March 21 2014, 01:20PM
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My fantasy might not last a full minute let alone a minute and a half.

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#20 A Rye Morning
March 21 2014, 01:22PM
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Fantasy minute, is that what Oilers' fans call the start of each regular season? Hoping the will be better this year, only to have that dream come crashing back to Earth.

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#21 majin_oil
March 21 2014, 01:28PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

all the girls in Calgary look look that...

As life long Oiler fan currently living in calgary I can honestly say.. "No, they don't!"

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#22 John Chambers
March 21 2014, 01:34PM
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Brownlee is hotter.

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#23 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
March 21 2014, 01:38PM
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John Chambers wrote:

Brownlee is hotter.

Than most of the girls in Calgary.

Leg bruises and neck tattoos aren't attractive, ladies.

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#24 SmellOfVictory
March 21 2014, 01:42PM
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BurningSensation wrote:

I'll interrupt this hormone festival to note that apparently Erik Staal might be available in trade.

Assuming that any offer we make for him;

- doesn't include Monahan or Gaudreau

- likely does include our 1st from this year

Should we be interested?

(I say HELL YES)

I say HELL NO. He's super inconsistent, super expensive, and already most of the way through his peak. Any trade for him would make the Flames better at the wrong time, and likely gut the franchise for later seasons.

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#25 toprightcorner
March 21 2014, 01:44PM
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This is too good to be true!

Wanye speaking to a girl in a interview without being slapped is the first warning sign that this is all a trick.

Pretty girl doing sports videos?? Can it be real?

It's not April 1st yet is it?

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#26 majin_oil
March 21 2014, 02:16PM
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Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy! wrote:

Than most of the girls in Calgary.

Leg bruises and neck tattoos aren't attractive, ladies.

LMAO, well played gentlemen.. well played

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#27 Fish
March 21 2014, 02:17PM
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Wait, this actually happened? Wayne actually has proof he spoke a girl? And pretty girl at that? And, this proof isn't just a stained pair of sweat pants with a wet spot?

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#28 Tots
March 21 2014, 02:29PM
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Bringbackslats wrote:

While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can't take her seriously. Burrows... Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C'mon Ash... That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.

Fantasy hockey playoffs are right now, she's not talking the actual playoffs.

The Canucks have no hope in hell in making the playoffs.

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#29 Spydyr
March 21 2014, 02:43PM
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Why can't the Octane girls look like Ashley?

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#30 The Towel Boy
March 21 2014, 02:52PM
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Oh my....

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#31 freeze
March 21 2014, 02:53PM
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Wait, is that Brian Sutherby's wife?!

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#32 Chainsawz
March 21 2014, 02:56PM
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My fantasy hockey minute would be Ashley talking about Hemsky for a minute.

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#33 Mikey
March 21 2014, 03:01PM
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I'd be her friend if she'd let me

Admin edit

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#34 Lochenzo
March 21 2014, 03:10PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

all the girls in Calgary look look that...

You need to cut down on the beer...you'll thank me tomorrow morning when you wake up.

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#35 Archaeologuy
March 21 2014, 03:18PM
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I...uh...what?

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#36 Jeff In Lethbridge
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Lochenzo wrote:

You need to cut down on the beer...you'll thank me tomorrow morning when you wake up.

I'd comment back,

but whoever the admin is - he'd just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women... I know it's gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.

and then, i can't ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they've seen is one's with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?

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#37 freeze
March 21 2014, 03:28PM
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@Mikey

Stay classy Flames fans.

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#38 bwar
March 21 2014, 03:41PM
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All those players are gone in my league. I AM DOOMED!

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#39 David S
March 21 2014, 03:49PM
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Spydyr wrote:

Why can't the Octane girls look like Ashley?

You'd be surprised how hot alot of the Octane dancers are (just check out the Octane calendar). The Oilers just down-dress the girls to keep it "family" for bible-belt Albertans. If they performed dressed like Dallas Stars Ice Girls it'd be over inside a minute.

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#40 majin_oil
March 21 2014, 03:50PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

I'd comment back,

but whoever the admin is - he'd just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women... I know it's gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.

and then, i can't ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they've seen is one's with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?

Oh please,

The vast majority of women in calgary are a bunch of status chasing, wannabe trophy wives, who's main purpose in life is to see who can own the most coach bags amongst their friends.

The pretentiousness in this city stinks worse than the flames

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#41 David S
March 21 2014, 03:53PM
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If you want REAL video success, all you have to do is strap a Go-Pro to Wanye's head the next time the ON boys head to a game. Wanye tossing beers down, poking Jeanshorts all night long, ogling certain pro ice hockey players who wear the number 14 and trying to pick up the hot 50/50 lady?

GUARANTEED stardom!

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#42 OilClog
March 21 2014, 04:03PM
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Can Oilclog hang out with her hot super model friends? I come with complimentary towels!

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#43 Mikey
March 21 2014, 04:05PM
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freeze wrote:

Stay classy Flames fans.

I am not a Flamer, lets get that straight.

And it was/is a funny (In my opinion) quote from George Takei. It's funny becuase it is such a rediculous quote.

However I can understand why it would be changed.

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#44 A-Mc
March 21 2014, 04:15PM
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This is a great Addition.. but it's a little late in the season dont you think?

In the 2 fantasy leagues i'm in, i've already finished up the Head to Head one, and the other one is nearly done now that most teams are just over 10 games left to play..

Next season though.. Ooooohhh Look out! ASHLEY ON THE ATTACK

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#45 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
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Props for admin edits........

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#46 freeze
March 21 2014, 04:58PM
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Mikey wrote:

I am not a Flamer, lets get that straight.

And it was/is a funny (In my opinion) quote from George Takei. It's funny becuase it is such a rediculous quote.

However I can understand why it would be changed.

Fair enough.

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#47 TigerUnderGlass
March 21 2014, 05:11PM
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majin_oil wrote:

Oh please,

The vast majority of women in calgary are a bunch of status chasing, wannabe trophy wives, who's main purpose in life is to see who can own the most coach bags amongst their friends.

The pretentiousness in this city stinks worse than the flames

This is such a weird comment to make. Was it serious?

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#48 Rama Lama
March 21 2014, 05:29PM
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Fantasy Hockey...........Ammmmmmm.........I will try and behave myself. Now is there any chance we could have Ashley interview Hall, Ebs, and RNH.

I would like to see some professional hockey player drool!

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#49 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 06:31PM
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freeze wrote:

Stay classy Flames fans.

Edmonton fans going to teach others how to be classy!! awesome... like, saying excuse me when gassing in a restaurant?

hahahahahaha @ Edm class lessons

:-D :-D

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#50 Oilerfan
March 21 2014, 06:34PM
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"Big Ten" network? I think someone misspelled "Ten" by a couple of letters. Oh, pardon, I'm sure she got the gig b/c of all the years she spent grinding in some backwater covering high school volleyball. And not b/c of her looks. It must be depressing to be a teenage girl.

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