The Fantasy Minute

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March 28 2014 07:21AM


Your fantasy hockey news and players to look for on the waiver wire this week.

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We are the people that keep this whole circus running. We get no love but get to see Wanye freak out about stuff in person which is kind of a trade off.
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#1 Wonger
March 28 2014, 08:39AM
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My fantasy is the Oilers call up BIG STEVE MACINTYRE again, and actually play him in a regular season game - and WIN!!!!!!

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#2 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 28 2014, 09:26AM
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When fantasy hockey starts to base points earned on CORSI and other important hockey stats, then I'll take it seriously.

PS: CORSI based fantasy hockey copyright protected by me.

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#3 Chris
March 28 2014, 08:43AM
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Wonger wrote:

My fantasy is the Oilers call up BIG STEVE MACINTYRE again, and actually play him in a regular season game - and WIN!!!!!!

Big fan of players who can't skate or play are you?

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#4 Ari Gold
March 28 2014, 09:15AM
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She's purdy.

Not used to actual attractive women as I've been numbed by the Oilers cheerleaders

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#5 David S
March 28 2014, 08:43AM
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Wonger wrote:

My fantasy is the Oilers call up BIG STEVE MACINTYRE again, and actually play him in a regular season game - and WIN!!!!!!

You're right. Winning with SMac playing in the lineup is a total fantasy.

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#6 RexHolez
March 28 2014, 09:42AM
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Fire Kevin Lowe

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#7 Wanye
March 28 2014, 12:51PM
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THESE COMMENTS ARE SCANDALOUS! WANYE SHALL DEFEND YOUR HONOR M'LADY

*draws sabre*

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#8 Next up, is Connor McJesus.
March 28 2014, 09:13AM
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Do you want to go faster.....

Let me hear you scream!

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#9 David S
March 28 2014, 11:53AM
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Wonger wrote:

Sorry if I offended anyone - I think I just had a MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Dafodil BELOV in for BIG,TOUGH MARK FRASER against the BIG,TOUGH DUCKS tonight! REALLY???? Let's guess the outcome right now!!! Another "star" will get injured, Ference, Gazdic and Hendy will be busy protecting their teammates - the BIG, HUGE, TOUGH DUCK forwards will manhandle the SOFT D- except FERENCE!!! We realy need Mark Fraser, SMACKER and PINIZOTTO and BENJAMIN EAGER in this line - up. We will lose anyway - but these F&*kers won't push us around if these sweethearts were in our line up. 3 more games against these clowns -WOOOOO!!!! Wish I was coach and GM!!!

OH. MY. GOD!!!

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#10 Jakester
March 28 2014, 05:48PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

Paul Byron has been playing a very good and tough brand of hockey, fore-checking hard, winning battles in the corner, very fast...

I kinda like him. so the answer is no, i wouldn't trade him for yakapov

Hahahahahaha. You wouldn't trade a formal first overall pick who's only 20 for an up and down ahl/nhl player? Give me a break..

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#11 Wanye
March 28 2014, 01:46PM
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SeanCharles wrote:

We are just saying she is beautiful. I don't think her honor has been diminished by such comments....

Either way good call I would have defended her honor if I had thought of it first hahaha

Oh OK, that's much better.

*uses sabre to impale a dainty block of cheddar cheese for a snack*

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#12 Jakester
March 28 2014, 04:01PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

Why didnt the Fantasy minute include any Oiler players? I mean, it is FANTASY!!!

And besides, the Oilers play tonight.... so why not include any in tte fantasy minutes...

speaking of Oilers playing tonight:

will this be the first night that Gizdick quits hiding behind his visor, takes his helmet off so that any guys he fights can actually try and fight back?

is this the night that the "stars" back check and play in both zones?

Is this the night someone challenges Ferrence to a fight, and when he refuses, just sucker punches out a few of his teeth, i.e. Oiler hockey?

Jeff, quit while your ahead man. Your embarrassing yourself. Paul Byron is on your first line.. enough said.

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#13 What Am I, A Doctor?
March 29 2014, 07:40AM
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I bet those diverging silicone protuberances are as hard as hockey pucks.

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#14 mesa
March 28 2014, 10:57AM
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how many games left for the oilers?

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#15 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 28 2014, 01:38PM
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Why didnt the Fantasy minute include any Oiler players? I mean, it is FANTASY!!!

And besides, the Oilers play tonight.... so why not include any in tte fantasy minutes...

speaking of Oilers playing tonight:

will this be the first night that Gizdick quits hiding behind his visor, takes his helmet off so that any guys he fights can actually try and fight back?

is this the night that the "stars" back check and play in both zones?

Is this the night someone challenges Ferrence to a fight, and when he refuses, just sucker punches out a few of his teeth, i.e. Oiler hockey?

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#16 TigerUnderGlass
March 28 2014, 05:18PM
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One thing I'd like to point out for people buying into this "fighting behind the visor" business is that in Gazdic's first fight as an Oiler he did remove his helmet. This leads me to believe he is under instructions not to do so rather than this funny idea that he is afraid.

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#17 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 29 2014, 11:11AM
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What Am I, A Doctor? wrote:

I bet those diverging silicone protuberances are as hard as hockey pucks.

I guess ~ Wayne ~ went from editing posts without notice to make them say the opposite of the original (without even noting he even edited them, because he wants to 'defend' the guest) to totally ignoring the ignorant and out of place comments like the one above?

This is the second video posted from this guest, and still, the comments roll in like the forum is full of Jr high boys who have never been on a date.

Do you guys not think that the professional who made the video doesn't look to see the response? and you are not embarrassed?

Can a woman not provide a commentary on sports without you idiots talking about your sticky fantasies and postulating on her body parts?

How pathetic.

Oiler nation at it's best.

Oh, hey; nice win against the ducks.

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#18 toprightcorner
March 28 2014, 07:29AM
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Wake up in the morning, check Oliers Nation for more articles and get treated to this

BEST MORNING EVER!!

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#19 Rod from Viking
March 28 2014, 07:48AM
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An early morning fantasy, that's nice, what dis she say about hockey?

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#20 Chainsawz
March 28 2014, 08:48AM
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Rod from Viking wrote:

An early morning fantasy, that's nice, what dis she say about hockey?

I had to watch it three times but at least I now know that there's a Ranger and a Flame (spit) and couple other players that I think play in the NHL that I need to add to my fantasy rosters.

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#21 Wonger
March 28 2014, 09:53AM
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Shifty203 wrote:

He wouldn't be cheering for the Oilers if he wasn't.

ALWAYS and FOREVER an OILER fan!!!!!! GO OIL!!!!

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#22 baggedmilk
March 28 2014, 10:59AM
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mesa wrote:

how many games left for the oilers?

Only 9 left! What a season... *sigh*

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#23 Bishai in the Benches
March 28 2014, 11:22AM
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Wonger you are my favourite. Don't let anyone tell you SIZE, BRAWN, TOUGHNESS, and FISTS don't win hockey games. EDDIE SHORE OLD TIME HOCKEY

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#24 SeanCharles
March 28 2014, 12:47PM
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Had a few fantasy minutes after that vid!

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#25 SeanCharles
March 28 2014, 01:09PM
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We are just saying she is beautiful. I don't think her honor has been diminished by such comments....

Either way good call I would have defended her honor if I had thought of it first hahaha

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#26 FootballJimmy
March 28 2014, 02:02PM
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I had a fantasy minute there, but it had very little to do with hockey...

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#27 David S
March 28 2014, 02:37PM
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Googled "Ashley Russell yahoo sports" in Google images just now.

Hot. CRAZY HOT!

Wanye must have bought drinks AND dinner.

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#28 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 28 2014, 05:31PM
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@Jakester

Paul Byron has been playing a very good and tough brand of hockey, fore-checking hard, winning battles in the corner, very fast...

I kinda like him. so the answer is no, i wouldn't trade him for yakapov

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#29 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 28 2014, 05:32PM
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TigerUnderGlass wrote:

One thing I'd like to point out for people buying into this "fighting behind the visor" business is that in Gazdic's first fight as an Oiler he did remove his helmet. This leads me to believe he is under instructions not to do so rather than this funny idea that he is afraid.

are you saying you are in support of enforcers fighting with visors on?

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#30 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 28 2014, 08:30PM
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Jakester wrote:

Hahahahahaha. You wouldn't trade a formal first overall pick who's only 20 for an up and down ahl/nhl player? Give me a break..

I Admit, he was a first overall... unfortunately something has happened to him since, along with all the others first rounders who have digressed.

being first overall only counts on draft day, now he has to show it on the ice.

are you happy with your boys on ice?

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#31 David S
March 28 2014, 11:35PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

That was the plan, but Wanye "forgot" his wallet. Poor girl had to pay for everything!

C'mon man. Women that hot don't pay. Ever.

However I have heard of this "forgot my wallet" thing when people bring up Wanye "on the boards". Almost like there might be something to it.

#CheapoWanye

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#32 EugeneV
March 28 2014, 11:51PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

When fantasy hockey starts to base points earned on CORSI and other important hockey stats, then I'll take it seriously.

PS: CORSI based fantasy hockey copyright protected by me.

I suppose next you want the SCORE based on Corsi results.

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#33 What Am I, A Doctor?
March 29 2014, 02:57PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

"Oiler nation at it's best."

Learn to spell "its."

BTW, it's (correct usage there) more juvenile to drool over fake vanity body parts and the people who buy them than otherwise.

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#34 Shifty203
March 28 2014, 09:06AM
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Chris wrote:

Big fan of players who can't skate or play are you?

He wouldn't be cheering for the Oilers if he wasn't.

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#35 Jakester
March 28 2014, 09:57AM
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You have to give it to us oil fans.. at least we know we aren't good. We rip ourselves apart.

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#36 Wonger
March 28 2014, 11:36AM
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Wonger wrote:

Dafodil BELOV in for BIG,TOUGH MARK FRASER against the BIG,TOUGH DUCKS tonight! REALLY???? Let's guess the outcome right now!!! Another "star" will get injured, Ference, Gazdic and Hendy will be busy protecting their teammates - the BIG, HUGE, TOUGH DUCK forwards will manhandle the SOFT D- except FERENCE!!! We realy need Mark Fraser, SMACKER and PINIZOTTO and BENJAMIN EAGER in this line - up. We will lose anyway - but these F&*kers won't push us around if these sweethearts were in our line up. 3 more games against these clowns -WOOOOO!!!! Wish I was coach and GM!!!

Sorry if I offended anyone - I think I just had a MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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#37 Bishai in the Benches
March 28 2014, 11:42AM
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@Wonger

http://imgur.com/gallery/JkmIpU6

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#38 pelhem grenville
March 28 2014, 12:04PM
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..is there any time soon that Ashley'll be giving here fantasy report with the camera zoomed out so we can evaluate her at full length?...she might be a good 2C prospect...

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#39 Wonger
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Bishai in the Benches wrote:

http://imgur.com/gallery/JkmIpU6

Thx! Gotta get back to work - signing off for today!!!! I'm outtie!!!!

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#40 pelhem grenville
March 28 2014, 12:14PM
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Next up, is Connor McJesus. wrote:

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...Q

remember that time when you were a carney at the midway at K-Days running the Octopus and you made all those people vomit and everyone got sprayed?

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#41 Bishai in the Benches
March 28 2014, 01:11PM
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I bet you'd draw your sabre Wanye... ;)

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#42 Next up, is Connor McJesus.
March 28 2014, 02:12PM
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remember that time when you were a carney at the midway at K-Days running the Octopus and you made all those people vomit and everyone got sprayed?

I use to take my holidays during K-Days so I could work there. You're right though, I think it was called the Polar Express back then.

Heaviest riders to the outside please!

Good times.

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#43 baggedmilk
March 28 2014, 02:42PM
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David S wrote:

Googled "Ashley Russell yahoo sports" in Google images just now.

Hot. CRAZY HOT!

Wanye must have bought drinks AND dinner.

That was the plan, but Wanye "forgot" his wallet. Poor girl had to pay for everything!

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#44 boxman
March 28 2014, 03:52PM
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Wanye wrote:

Oh OK, that's much better.

*uses sabre to impale a dainty block of cheddar cheese for a snack*

So you're going to eat the cheese after putting "that" in it??

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#45 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 30 2014, 07:42AM
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What Am I, A Doctor? wrote:

Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

"Oiler nation at it's best."

Learn to spell "its."

BTW, it's (correct usage there) more juvenile to drool over fake vanity body parts and the people who buy them than otherwise.

that's the best comeback you have? :-D

Remember, I am "spelling down" to Edmontonians.

I love it when internet arguments resort to "you spelled something wrong". It's akin to the fat kid who pooped his pants in grade five saying, "so what, your shoes are untied"

what a zinger!!!

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