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How often do you go out to the movies? I'm there every cheap Tuesday
A couple of times a month
Maybe six times a year. Movies are expensive
I don't go to movies. I rent 'em
I don't go to movies. I make 'em. You know... sexy ones

How much time did you spend learning in your life? Some high school
High school diploma
Some college
Diploma/bachelor's degree or higher
School of Hard Knocks

What kind of articles do you like reading? (select all that apply) Analytical articles
Insider-information articles
Game-day threads
Funny articles tangentially related to hockey
Articles related to hockey issues but not team-specific

How often do you play golf? Every morning at the crack 'o dawn. Except during winter; that's just crazy
Once a week during the summer
Maybe once a month during the summer
Golfing is for seniors and rich people. I am neither

How often do you go out to the bar? All the time. I have a cot in the back room
A few times a week with my pals
A few times a month - when I pour one out for my dead homies
A few times a year all special-occasion-like
My restrainer order keeps me at least 100 metres away from all liquor-serving establishments